The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here… as are the thieves.
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
“Worst case scenario is that someone with evil intent seizes control of them. They’ve proven their minds can be taken over by empty rhetoric.”
“So if someone were to come up with a catch phrase as simple and vague as, “yes we can”?”
“Oh, awful, they would have an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying, mindless pawns at their command.”
How’s your war on drugs coming along, anyway, DEA? The sun is shining, and if you’d pull your heads out, you’d see it. Pot is here, lots of it available…
Where did these pot-heads get their stuff, it surely didn’t come out of a couple of bags, and there was apparently enough to go around to get some 10,000 heads high. How many more smoke-outs were held on April 20th, the annual, internationally recognized celebration of marijuana? How many tons of pot went puff?
So, I’ve stopped smoking.
Basically, I got to work, exited my car, walked down two flights of stairs, got to the front door of the office and realized I had forgotten my bag in the car. By the time I got back to the car, I was pretty damned winded. That’s just not acceptable. So I finished smoking all of my cigarettes except for one, bummed two from a coworker, and then smoked the last one I had.
There’s a reason for that. It’s very important to acknowledge and enjoy the (hopefully) last cigarette you’ll have. At least it is if you’re using my method.
We’ll see how this goes, but cigarettes are tricky. They’re more than just an addiction, they’re something to do to fill in all the little meaningless gaps in the day. It’s really easy to say, “Well, one wouldn’t hurt.” Which is, of course, insane. It’s not like you would say, “Well, just one more injection of sweet, sweet heroin won’t hurt.”
In fact, you would say that if you were a heroin addict, otherwise we could just eliminate the word “relapse” from our dictionaries. Crazy addictions.
I am definitely irritable. Blah, I’ve got stuff to go do… God damn it.
If you work in an office environment and you listen to your music without headphones on, well, you are just the worst kind of person.