From the monthly archives:

June 2003

Such an idiot

June 9, 2003

Well, I am just a flippin’ genius. In an attempt to blow a flame from my mouth, I burned my upper lip. Not real bad you understand, but enough to make me feel like a jackass.

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Woke… up… to… early

June 8, 2003

Piggie tore my toenail off!!!!

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Not much to say…

June 8, 2003

Not much going on today. Jimmy Coocamonga is so sleepy. Trying to get Piggie a job at the P.D.. He stopped by to fill out an app and stuff.

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What Matrix Goob Are You?

June 7, 2003

You are Morpheus, from “The Matrix.” You have strong faith in yourself and those around you. A true leader, you are relentless in your pursuit.

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Hello everybody, I’m Jimmy Coocamonga

June 6, 2003

Well, today was good deed day. I was chilling at the house practicing my Ninja Ring routine as I tend to do when i received a call from Matt. It seems Matt’s paw-in-law’s truck had a broken gas gauge and it left him stranded in the middle of 167.

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BizarreMagick.com is slated to be shut down.

June 5, 2003

Well, BizarreMagick.com, is slated to be shut down. I believe Doug is planning on selling the site, I told him to make me an offer.

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Weee, those do be some nice boobies

June 3, 2003

Yea. So this is an update. Scales should be here tomorrow, weee doggie. My Ninja Rings and Ogawa DVD will hopefully be here by Friday, but probably more like Monday. Have no idea when my other two items will ship, much less arrive.

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I bring you… the boobies.

June 3, 2003

I bring to you, the nice boobs :

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