From the monthly archives:

December 2003

Sims 2 is kinky!

December 28, 2003

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/thesims2/screens.html?page=44

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I am the Incredible Hulk!

December 26, 2003

Wow, I’m huge. Of course, you guys knew that already, but I don’t see myself in a comparison situation all that often. (Click to Enlarge)

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drew carey quote day

December 24, 2003

Drew Carey: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. [Drew awakes from his coma.] Drew Carey: How long was I out for? Lewis Kiniski: A long time, Drew. It’s 2137. I’m the great-grandson of Lewis Kiniski, the [...]

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MP3 Day

December 23, 2003

Ms. Hilton, you must be worth a trillion bucks Get the feelin that you don’t really give a … Ms. Hilton, I like the way you push and glide Rollerskates on a social butterfly Now something on the surface it stings. That something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that [...]

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Interesting

December 22, 2003

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/package.jsp?name=fte/idealwoman/idealwoman

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You big freak

December 22, 2003

Well, frankly, I’m not done with this update, but my ass hurts. So, I reckon that’s my cue to get up from the computer.

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I got 5 on it

December 20, 2003

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following:

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Surgery Delayed

December 18, 2003

During some pre-test studies I did, it was determined that my lung results were borderline, unfortunately they were on the wrong side of the border. My pulmonologist believes I have severe sleep apnea and decided we need to do some sleep studies and get me on a CPAP machine for 2-3 weeks before surgery. Due [...]

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It’s the body massage machine, GO!

December 15, 2003

Yay, I feel much better today. I should really be getting ready for work and then typing this update, but my priorities are all womperjawed. If anyone loves me, they can buy me this 75 pound, 800 page, 20″x20″ book for Christmas. Oh, oh, oh. Also, my amazon wishlist. Actually, just so everyone knows, we’ve [...]

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Shit fuck hell fart

December 14, 2003

Ah horsefucker, I think my throat is getting sore and my nose is running. Bad, bad fucking timing. There are no open days left in December for this surgery, so I really can’t afford to postpone anything. This shit better go away. Bah.

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