From the monthly archives:

January 2004

Fuck that was fun

January 31, 2004

For some fucked up reason I’m having to type this update in this itty bitty, tiny box. It’s more than a little annoying. So, I’m going to try to do an update, but I can only fit one word per line on this thing and it’s gotten to the point to where I can’t look [...]

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Guest Author

January 29, 2004

I hooked my homie Hav0k up with an account on the site, so expect some posts from him in the near future. Unless, of course, he’s as lazy as I am. Got something to say? I’ll hook you up to, let me know.

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From the “I don’t get around much anymore” category:

January 28, 2004

I didn’t realize Jenna Morasca posed nude in playboy. I was disappointed. http://www.bekendetieten.nl/forums/?showtopic=8939

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Well now I’m *really* lonely

January 25, 2004
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Will upload mp3s later

January 24, 2004

I’m sick, Pops. Wonder can you help me? My mind is thinking about shit I don’t want to think about. I can’t stop the motherfucker, baby. Moving too fast for the kid. Tell me some of them old lies of yours to make me stop thinking about the truth. Would you help me? Blue valentines [...]

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The Black Rider

January 21, 2004

I will perform sexual favors for the first (female) person to get me Tom Waits’ The Black Rider CD. I must have it! Lyrics here.

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Sometimes, I don’t know whether I’m the boxer or the bag

January 17, 2004

Shitty mood. Apparently, getting a good night’s sleep pisses me off. I’ve been in a very shitty mood here lately. However, I have been dreaming lately. So, yay for REM sleep. Also, let’s cover something real quick, if you don’t have voice mail, I hate you. Come on people, it’s $3 a month through BellSouth. [...]

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Finally, I’ve got a label!

January 10, 2004

From the obscure sexual terms dictionary: Muff Teaser Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) [...]

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We are the Sultans… we are the Sultans of Swing

January 6, 2004

If songs could trigger an orgasm, this would be my masturbatory fantasy. This has been on virtually every playlist of mine for about the last 5 years and I still can’t get enough of it. So, I decided to share.

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Happy New Year

January 1, 2004

B.R.A.D. – P.I.M.P. Okay, let it be said that I have hella respect for Brad. Brad is not a drinker at all, but this ninja drinks a humpteen shots of vodka, stays up to the asscrack of dawn, wakes up, and goes jogging! I shit you not, he’s outside jogging with his nuts flapping in [...]

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