From the monthly archives:

May 2004

Deviant Art Highlight

May 7, 2004

my skin is textured in demented braille the bloody slits like my crimson lips, just been kissed one two three four five six seven inhale the smoke withers from my lips exhale your hand travels down my hips

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Ska Ninja

May 7, 2004

I’m the Ska Ninja! HIYA! Which Local Retard Legend Are You?

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Ha-Ha

May 7, 2004

Courtesy of: Fametracker “Hi, sazz Big Tom. Ya now shazz vern tag dabbit. Vin bucky — vin bucky tag dogz the fex binnit!*” *Translation: “Hello. I’m Big Tom. For those of you who may have missed Survivor last night, I was the one voted off. Terribly betrayed by my so-called allies. But that’s okay. Now [...]

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Use the voicemail jackass

May 5, 2004

W I R E L E S S  N E T W O R K I N G  R O C K S So, I’m lying in bed, typing a web page update. When you have wireless internet, life is good, life is very good. Tonight was fun. Amy called at about 12am and decided to come [...]

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Yay doggie.

May 2, 2004

So, I went to The Cove on Saturday night, and though it pains me to admit it. From the second I walked in, I enjoyed myself immensely. There was a great energy there and frankly, I dug it. So, I walked in, smoking my cigar as per usual and sat down with Amy and Stephanie, [...]

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