From the monthly archives:

August 2004

Aqua-Teen Quote of the Week

August 29, 2004

Meatwad says, “Now please if you would get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their ass in gear and brings home the fucking ice cream. Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it in [...]

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God Damn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name

August 29, 2004

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Rock Hard Teapot, Yo.What’s yours?

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Oxymorons

August 29, 2004

An interesting list of Oxymorons.

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Okay… maybe not

August 28, 2004

Okay, we’ve decided against registered user only comments, opting instead for moderated comments, so you’ll experience some delay between when you post the comment and when it’s displayed on the site. Also, the whole “user levels” idea isn’t going to work, so instead we’re going with password protected posts, like the one below.

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Hoax?

August 25, 2004

“This female soldier in Iraq took some nice pictures to send home. She emailed them, then forgot to empty the Recycle Bin on the public computer she was using.” I’m sure this is a hoax, but it’s a great story.

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Don’t Assess Me!!

August 23, 2004

Well, I took an assessment test at microsoft.com earlier and was rather disappointed with my scores. Of course, I did score higher than average on everything except for install/upgrade XP, which makes sense. I always do it myself so I don’t have to support anyone doing it. Also, the “corporate enviroment software” was Outlook 2003, [...]

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Donate my monkeys, donate!

August 21, 2004

As a lot of you know, after the surgery, alcohol makes me sick and I work in Law Enforcement, so other methods of reality avoidance recreation aren’t available to me. Thankfully, someone came up with a way to get drunk without digestion. Witness the Alcohol WithOut Liquid vaporizer. Witness the price: Volume: 8 liters per [...]

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Cha-cha changes

August 21, 2004

Welcome to the new MrHappyGoLucky.com. What’s so damn new about it you ask? Well… you won’t notice most of the differences, but let’s go over some you will notice. 1) User Registration – You will be required to register on the site to leave comments. This is a painless process that will enable me to [...]

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