From the monthly archives:

September 2004

It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?

September 26, 2004

3:25 pm – Arrive at work… late… again. (Sorry JrDawg) Bullshit with Freda, Kris, and Curtis for an hour. Attempt to talk everyone into going in on a Powerball pool. 4:25 pm – Watch magic movies on laptop. 4:35 pm – Decide that while Daryl’s version of the Instantaneous Knot is hilarious, the audience challenge [...]

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Let’s get retarded in here…

September 26, 2004

So let’s recap my day, shall we? I woke up around 2:15 pm. Stuck thumb up ass. 2:45 pm: Pulled thumb out of ass and got ready for work. 3:00 pm: Purchased $16 worth of Powerball tickets from Stop ‘N’ Save. 3:05 pm: Arrived at work… late… as usual. 3:05 pm – 11:00 pm: Fantasized [...]

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Wrong Again…

September 19, 2004
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I was wrong

September 16, 2004

Okay… I said I couldn’t possibly laugh any harder, but it turns out I can. There’s a porn film called 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Now, now I certainly can’t laugh any harder.

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I can’t possibly laugh hard enough

September 14, 2004

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September 14, 2004

“Our money look like baseball cards with slaveowners on it.” – Dave Chappelle “You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill, and you wanna know why I kill people?” – Joseph Uetsler Interesting enough, Mr. Uetsler is white. Regardless, I found them to be interesting quotes.

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David Copperfield: Illusion

September 13, 2004

I had the pleasure of checking out David Copperfield’s Illusion DVD earlier and was thoroughly impressed. I’ve never been a huge fan of Copperfield, but after viewing this, it’s easy to see why he is the most popular illusionist in the world. Houdini would shackle his wife, place her in a locked mail bag, and [...]

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Self Burn

September 10, 2004

MrHappyGoLucky: if you decide not be whiny bitch though, feel free to call my cell XtremeNinja: yeah that’ll happen. MrHappyGoLucky: BLAHAHAHAHAHA MrHappyGoLucky: you burned yourself MrHappyGoLucky: that’s going on the god damn webpage

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Spewing

September 9, 2004

So, you’ve got that new Rammstein CD you borrowed from a friend, but you’re trapped in a moral dilemma. Is it fair to the artist, the record company, the RIAA? Well, thanks to this handy flowchart, you can now make the correct decision! Check this page out. Scroll down to the 3rd pic and squint [...]

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A small request

September 9, 2004

I’m on a desperate search for the complete Friends series on DVD. So, if’n you have any of the DVD sets, let me know. I guess I could just join Netflix again… hrm. In fact, I think that’s what I’ll do. First things first, I need blank DVDs. Yes, in fact, I am rambling incoherently [...]

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