From the monthly archives:

November 2004

Cell phone outages

November 30, 2004

Cingular is experiencing intermittent outages in the Gulf states, so if you can’t get me on my phone, keep dialing. It’ll go through eventually.

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The AutoZone Conspiracy

November 26, 2004

Well, I discovered the secret of AutoZone’s success. What’s that you say, “buy low, sell high?” Wrong! First thing you have to do is find yourself an impatient dumbass, i.e. me. Second thing you’ll need to do is make sure the dumbass lives in a podunk town that doesn’t have a decent parts store open [...]

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We Barbecruin’ tonight

November 26, 2004

Well… actually it’s tomorrow (Saturday, November 27th,) but feel free to come by. Once the parade and fireworks are over, we’ll be retiring to my house for another night of hedonistic activity. So, come by and eat, drink, and be merry.

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Those inner dialogues are a bitch

November 26, 2004

Have you ever been interested in someone and think that through some stroke of luck, your wit, intellect, and charm may actually pay off this time? But then you see them one day and something about the way the light attaches to them lets you see them in a different perspective for a moment. You [...]

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Here I go again…

November 23, 2004

Okay, I’m going to try the whole MMORPG thing one more time with World of Warcraft. Bought my $50 copy this morning, so here’s to hoping it doesn’t suck. In case my brother visits this page before I get a chance to talk to him, email me with the server you’re on: rodstewart@gmail.com.

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Doh…

November 23, 2004

Comments are broken again… sorry.

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It’s like an eargasm!

November 23, 2004

Download this song and listen to it repeatedly. Just when you think you’ve had enough, listen to it some more. If you’ll excuse me, I think I’m gonna need some me time. In case you didn’t get my point: “Jesus, this song rocks.”

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What the fuck?

November 22, 2004

In the archives, some of the links don’t work anymore. Hell if I know. Also, some of the formatting was lost. So, some posts don’t make any sense at all. I apologize. Update: Hrm… reinstalled the default template, everything’s working fine now. *shrug* I guess as long as it’s ugly, it’s functional. Phear the new [...]

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The Gods are Angry

November 22, 2004

First off: If you’re having trouble leaving comments, clear your cookies, that should fix things. Well… I had more I was going to put here, but I got busy at work. Maybe later…

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My cat just farted…

November 21, 2004

I changed yahoo! IDs again. If anyone needs it, it’s flatpicker. Explanation below: stephalae: why flatpicker ? flatpicker: oh, everything on yahoo was taken flatpicker: and i’m watching a flatpicking guitar video flatpicker: so i just went with it stephalae: ah Absolutely everything I wanted on yahoo! was already taken. Which I guess makes me [...]

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