From the monthly archives:

December 2004

Frigging cheap ass postage

December 18, 2004

Jesus Christ, media mail sucks.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Big Damn Rod

December 16, 2004

I would really like to put a current picture next to this old one, anyone have a digital camera or recent pics of me? Email me.

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I still haven’t found, what I’m looking for…

December 15, 2004

That’s it… I give up. I’ve been searching for over a week now. I’ve went over 70 pages deep into a Google search. I’ve searched Google, Froogle, dmoz, Amazon, Amazon zShops, Amazon auctions, Usenet, eBay, Yahoo! auctions, Yahoo! Stores, Yahoo! Web search, PayPal Shops, and countless, countless other sites. I even consulted FatFingers. They simply [...]

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Protected:

December 15, 2004

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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Happy Days Are Here Again

December 14, 2004

Finally got my shipment in from Mel Bay: Caprice – Guitar Solo Compositions by Cano, Carulli, Coste, Giuliani, Legnani, Mertz, and Sor* Fingerpicking Gospel Solos* Johann Brahms Arranged for Guitar* South American Guitar Solos* Flatpicking for 12 String Guitar* Flatpicking Collection – 20 Solos* Guitar Solos by William Folden (Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto No. 1, Herbert’s [...]

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Fucking metronome!

December 12, 2004

The metronome was absolutely the worst purchase I could have made for my musical self-esteem. When the guy at the music store told me that metronomes possessed the strange ability to fly across the room at high speeds, I thought he was just kidding. Turns out, they really do. beep beep beep beep. Friggin’ thing.

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Needed: Sound Card and DDR RAM

December 11, 2004

Heya folks, I finally got my desktop working again, but I’m really in need of a PCI Sound Card and a stick of DDR RAM. Eric was kind enough to let me use his RAM until I can find some more, but I’m sure he’d like it back. So, if anyone has any spares sitting [...]

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Okay, so I get bored often…

December 7, 2004

I’m finishing off the last of a twelve pack when I hear the first bangs on the door. I take a drag off of my last menthol, dreading the scene to come. Her name’s Roxanne and this is the third time this month we’ve played out this scene. Her old man has a temper and [...]

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Sometimes I get bored…

December 7, 2004

I think everyone’s aware of my fascination with spoken-word music and Tim Cohn, this is my pseudo-tribute to Mr. Cohn. A word on this recording: The entire song, from writing the words to finishing the music was done in about ten minutes, so don’t expect Mozart. Also, it was originally recorded on a MiniDisc multitrack, [...]

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I’m surrounded by god damn morons…

December 6, 2004

…and I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers.

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