From the monthly archives:

February 2005

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

February 20, 2005

I’ve still got tickets available to the Elton John concert. 2 Floor tickets for $300. If you were any closer to Elton, you’d be blowing him.

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I am trying to break your heart

February 20, 2005

It’s MP3 Download day at MHGL. Click the lyrics to download mp3s. Wilco – At Least That’s What You Said When I sat down on the bed next to you You started to cry I said, maybe if I leave, you’ll want me To come back home Or maybe all you mean, is leave me [...]

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We couldn’t all be cowboys, so some of us are clowns

February 19, 2005

I was reviewing Mobile PC’s Top 100 Gadgets of All Times and since I have nothing better to do, I added my own witty commentary. SWINGLINE 747 STAPLER – The ultimate in geek chic. Get your own red Swingline here. As much as I want one, I can’t bring myself to purchase one. Maybe once [...]

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On a Wave of Mutilation

February 18, 2005

Romero’s Land of the Dead Original Screenplay

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Drats

February 17, 2005

My laptop AND desktop are broke. This sucks. In other words, the only way I have of checking my email is at the Library. So, if you need me, phone me. Update: Hrm… I don’t remember naming this post Drats. Ah well, clever of me.

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Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children

February 16, 2005

Well, while in the Hell didn’t someone tell me about the Louisiana Board of Regents Articulation Site? Yea, that’s right Nate, I’m looking dead at ya buddy! It’s your job to know these things and educate me. I can’t be expected to think for myself, that’s way to much work. I got bored and spent [...]

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It’s Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2005

The next motherfucker to ask me what I got for Valentine’s Day is getting a swift kick in the nuts and/or ovaries. Y’all know I didn’t get anything. To quote B.B. King: “Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could jivin’ too.” Update: Well, I’ll be damned. Turns out I got something after all. [...]

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Yesterday was Tuesday, Maybe Thursday You Can Sleep

February 14, 2005

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves; who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous. Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of [...]

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Look for a long time at what pleases you, longer still at what pains you.â€ – C o l e t t e

February 6, 2005

These are a few poems I recently wrote. Hope you enjoy them. Hatred Swells the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, cold and alone are we. the god for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, crushed by a velvet ebon nothingness. all hope must sicken and die. your heart beats no more. [...]

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