April 2005

I know it’s expected of me, so here’s a list of things people should buy me for my birthday. Michael Close’s Workers 1-5 – Probably the most expansive collection of usable close-up magic in existence. Synapse ST-2FPA TranScale Electric Guitar – I would prefer the color black, thank you very much. Elixir NanoWeb Light Gauge [...]

Those cosmetic drugs, she said, those mood equalizers and antidepressants, they only treat the symptoms of the bigger problem. Every addiction, she said, was just a way to treat this same problem. Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. [...]

If you know where the guitar archive is, it’s been freshly updated. If you don’t know where it is, and actually play guitar, email me. As of 4/15/2005 at 7:16:05 AM the archive contained 11,968 files totalling 18.69GB in space. Although, I’ll be the first to admit: There are a ton of duplicate files. This [...]

I’m twenty pages into Guitar One magazine and I’ve already seen him whoring ESP guitars, GHS strings, Rocktron effects, and Tascam CD trainers. Your endorsement sort of loses it’s spunk after the fourth time I see your ugly face spread across an ad.