June 2005

Someone ate my god damned, motherfucking, sonofabitching hot pocket. Again. So, let me sum it up for you. I’m capable of evil the likes of which you have never seen and I’m dating a woman who majored in fucking toxicology. Since you obviously aren’t that bright, I’ll be sure to define that for you: toxicology [...]

Disclaimer: You don’t have to be Suz to enjoy this post, but it probably helps. Well, you’ve got your internet working, so I’m sure the first place you surfed to was my amazing page of fun. Okay, maybe not, but surely you got here eventually. So, I’ve compiled some links here that I thought you [...]

God, It’s been a lovely day, Everything’s been going my way. I took out the trash today, and I’m on fire. So you don’t want to hear about my good day… PS: At this point, you may be prompted to ask what has made my day so bad. Let me go ahead and save you [...]