July 5, 2005
For anyone who has ever cohabitated with someone of the opposite sex in a small apartment with paper thin walls, I have one question for you: “Where in the fuck do you fart?”
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July 4, 2005
Though the page may suggest otherwise, I am still alive and kicking. For anyone who doesn’t know yet: I no longer live in Jonesboro and I no longer work at the Police Department. If you want to know where I am working, call me. I don’t see any reason to let the entire Internet know [...]
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